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"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would'v


"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."

"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera

e thought of that!'" - Dave Barry


"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney

"They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation." - Jerome K. Jerome


"When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?" - Anonymous

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck







"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy


"I named my dog 'Stay'... so I can say 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.'" - Steven Wright

[b]"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs." - Martha Scott[/b]



"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles." - Steven Wright

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." - Gilda Radner